Table manners get the elbow

Not content with leaving bags of tortillas on car windscreens, the Diary’s friends at Enjoy Organics has come up with a cunning stunt to bring the joy back to eating – and, at the same time, promote its new range of finger food.

Enjoy Organics has declared an anti-etiquette campaign to “force feed” the fun back into eating, after discovering that 67 per cent of us think that table etiquette is pointless.

It hopes to encourage people to start table slouching again – to us commoners this means finally being able to put your elbows on the table while eating.

To encourage this move, Enjoy Organics is giving away branded elbow pads to those who spend more than &£10 on its finger food, which is ideal for slovenly skaters returning home for a pizza feast.