Charlie pooh poohs soft drink No 2

Watchers of the Royal Family may well have noticed that there is something not quite right about Prince Charles’ new range of soft drinks.

The Duchy Originals herb and fruit blend comes in variants No 1 and No 3. There is no sign of a No 2.

It was speculated that Chuck was about to launch a rosé variant to go with the red and white blends, but a Royal insider informed the Diary that this is not the case. Apparently, Charles decided that No 2 was not quite the ideal term to convey the elegance and superior taste that the brand is striving to achieve.