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The actor playing the man from Del Monte was recently told to hang up his Panama hat and white suit because he was considered to be too old for the role. In its search for a successor, Del Monte considered following the lead of coffee company Kenco and hiring a woman to roam the world and inspect the fruit of distant colonies. The Diary is relieved to hear the plan was scuppered in the early stages. Having the woman from Del Monte saying “Yes” to the natives twice a night may not have been quite the image the company was looking for.