Sugar-free diet for England head

Allied Domecq has announced a mind-boggling innovation at its new sports restaurant in the Haymarket, London, called Football Football.

The company’s boffins have managed to come up with a holographic talking head of England soccer manager Terry Venables.

Just what he will be saying is anyone’s guess, and no-one at Allied Domecq was available to comment on whether there will be a similar talking holographic image of Venable’s and his arch enemy, Alan Sugar.