Get your chops round this, sir

Some people have dark secrets. And the Diary wonders whether the blonde on Simply Red star Mick Hucknall’s lap in last Thursday’s Sun newspaper has told the Manchester-born singer her full story.

According to the double-page spread, Hucknall stole the blonde dancer from under the nose of James Hewitt – the man who took advan-tage of Diana long before Dodi.

But the Diary can reveal something more shocking than even her lap-dancing exploits at String-fellows. For Emma Seawood, who according to The Sun dances topless using the name Annalise, works in advertising. She is the assistant cook at EURO RSCG Wnek Gosper. The agency’s sandwiches have never been so popular, according to one source.