It’s sayonara from him and also from me

Things have never been the same for diminutive comedian Ronnie Corbett since that famous duo The Two Ronnies split up.

Without his big partner Ronnie Barker to turn to, the little funnyman has had to find gainful employment where he can – such as on annoying teatime quiz shows.

But now the Diary can exclusively reveal that Corbett has been moonlighting as none other than President Tsuji, head of global electronics giant Sharp. Reports that Tsuji’s latest management address kicked off with a mother-in-law joke are as yet unconfirmed.