The 18 Awards, hosted by event organiser Wambam, was a maelstrom of adult merriment.
The awards themselves, held at Alexandra Palace, recognised adult entertainment across various media.
While there the Diary noticed a frisky couple who spent half an hour underneath one of the tables, looking over their finer points.
When the pair finally came up for air the man straightening his tie was none other than James Brown, former Loaded editor, now ensconced at classy men’s title GQ.
It just goes to show you can take the editor out of the sleaze but…