Firemen rescue JWT art show

The Diary was hobnobbing with the art world at a recent Slade undergraduate exhibition at J Walter Thomson’s offices in Berkeley Square.

The canapés were great, but there was a distinct lack of talent – particularly following the departure of the agency’s luscious marketing director Mark Robinson, who left to celebrate his 22nd wedding anniversary.

Still, help was at hand as feverish cigarette smoking caused the fire alarms to go off. Shortly after, a troop of hunks with yellow helmets arrived, much to the delight of the female guests.