Sexy Christmas liaisons under the mistletoe have started early this year with two nubile young brands hooking up for the first time.
The long, sleek Virgin limousine has finally fallen for the youngest Sunday broadsheet newspaper on the block.
Virgin pledged Sunday Business will be the one and only newspaper allowed in the back of its courtesy limo service on the Lord’s day, favouring the Barclay Brothers’ young organ over its older weekday partner, The Times.
Both Virgin and Sunday Business vow the relationship will continue for the foreseeable future.
But next time you recline in the back of a Virgin limousine, remember to check out the reading matter just in case there is any hint of an extra-marital fling or even divorce.