High flyers take their direction from the stars

Not sure whether to cut that deal, enter into that partnership or join that new company? Need a second opinion? Help is at hand from

Myastrologysite, a new website with a special section for star gazers seeking business insight.

Just input all the usual vital star-sign statistics – name, date, place of birth – and let Myastrologysite tell you what’s going to happen next. Just think, no more agonising over major career decisions – and you can catch up with what’s happening in your boardroom even before it’s happened.

You can even compare two people who have, or are planning to have, a business association.

And not only that – Myastrologysite suggests using its services when determining whether to hire someone. Spooky.