Cats Today leaves you feline sick
Cat lovers across the nation will be reaching for new magazine title Cats Today, which promises coverlines such as “Sex and the Kitty” and “Fear of Beards”.
The magazine covers a range of topical moggie issues such as “Cat haters – what is their problem?”, “Guy Fawkes – protect your pussy”, but goes a little too far with a three page feature entitled “Cat’s guide to rough sex – everything you always wanted to ask about cat sex…but were afraid to ask.”
Cats Today even comes complete with a problems page and, of course, pages and pages of cute pussy pics, which would make even the most modern moggie lover reach for the litter tray.
