On the Diary’s recent trip to Thailand, it learnt a new phrase: “Gan gin gan yuu”. Translated it means: “you are what you eat”.
The Diary was eager to put this ancient Far Eastern philosophy to the test by trying out Busabai eathai restaurant, which opened recently in Soho’s Wardour Street. When asked if they took Diner’s Club, a waiter said: “Sorry sir, it doesn’t go through our system.”
The Diary decided to settle for a Big Mac and fries instead.
Reports that a sinister looking red-haired clown, called McDiary, is stalking Soho’s streets, offering kids Happy Meals, are being investigated by the police.