COI Communications roster agencies were quick to defend themselves this week against Carol Fisher’s accusation that they cannot create integrated campaigns.
“Well she may have a point,” said one agency managing director, hiding under his desk. “I mean, we are a bit poor aren’t we? She’s not in the building is she?”
“Now I think about it, it’s a bit rich asking for more money,” said another source. “We do cream off £192m from the taxpayer already. You’re not quoting me are you?”
“We’re not worried, we’re going to get Uncle Hamish Pringle to sort her out,” said one executive from his bunker. “God bless that man.”