HP’s game of stew halves

Psst… over here. This one will have to be kept quiet – the Diary’s penchant for lookalikes having become a sore point in the office – but take a look at this pic.

Six (six!) lookalikes in one place. Okay, a couple of them aren’t particularly convincing (the guy third from left – who’s he?), but feel the width! This sneak photo was taken in London’s Green Park, at a HP Bean Meals-sponsored match between a team of England lookalikes and a team of Swedes (hahaha), which the England team won six-nil.

As it was sponsored by beans, there’s just time to get a quick “Bet the event was a real gas” in before the editor comes back from lunch. Not a word to anyone, now…