Ladies who’ll sing for your supper

Bored with dull speeches from your managing director at corporate events? Tired of listening to speakers who have little or nothing relevant to say about your company?

Bored with dull speeches from your managing director at corporate events?

Tired of listening to speakers who have little or nothing relevant to say about your company? What you need is some divas to spice up your do.

Fresh from a whirlwind tour of Covent Garden, the English National Opera and D’Oyly Carte, come Divas Direct, from the people who brought you Opera to Order, whatever that was.

The company claims that its female answers to the three tenors have a range of styles, from grand opera to songs from West End shows, and that they interact with the audience in a relaxed, flirtatious and charming manner.

So now, rather than being bored to death, you can pay for something that will deafen you and shatter your wine glass, while casually trying to chat you up…