Satan rains on England’s parade

Look, it’s an exclusive photo of Satan briefing his minions about their Christmas projects. Or is it a backstage shot from the Showaddywaddy gig at Feltham Young Offenders Institution? Whichever it is, those three lads don’t seem to be having much success persuading Griff Rhys Jones to do another crap Vauxhall ad.

Did you spot that the Diary was having you on? Did you? Well sod you then. This is a scene from Hicklin Slade & Partners’ rugby party. The agency’s office overlooks the route of last week’s World Cup parade, so the company decided to hold a party.

And as the team bus went past, England coach Clive Woodward blew the revellers a kiss. But, of course, there’s no picture of that, is there?