The last time…

The last time the Diary saw ex-cricketer Phil ‘Tuffers’ Tufnell tucking into Aussie cuisine was during his bush-tucker trial on ITV’s I’m a Celebrity… Get Me out of Here. So no doubt this can of Foster’s is going down better than the grubs and insects in the Outback. Tufnell, who used to come out to bat with Oasis hit Cigarettes and Alcohol booming out of the PA, has been recruited as lead character in the Foster’s ‘quiff’ ads. Having seen Tufnell when he played for Middlesex and England, the Diary would like to congratulate him on managing not to drop the pint.