Must be time for her annual revue

The lengths some people will go to to have a knees-up. Leo Burnett chief executive Bruce Haines and Leo Burnett secretary to the chief executive Ann Hunter this week came up with the most tenuous reason the Diary has heard in a long time to crack open the bubbly.

The couple have been working together (blissfully, apparently) for ten years, and hired out the Groucho Club to celebrate their union. Does Clinton make Happy Anniversary cards for ‘a boss and his secretary’? The Diary would have liked to attend, but the bash clashed with Sir Martin Sorrell’s intimate shindig at the Ivy to mark the second birthday of Spot, the WPP Group office goldfish.