As part one in a one-part strand, the Diary brings you its page 26 pin-up. Janette, aged (cough, splutter, cough) is the public relations manager of United Co-operatives. Her hobbies include world peace, disadvantaged children and skinning leopards to make bras, and she hopes to help raise &£30,000 by appearing as Miss April in a calendar to raise money for two of the UK’s leading cancer hospitals. Janette says her ideal man is the type who would buy the calendar, as it’s all for a good cause. So if you’d like to get to know her better, order a calendar from email@example.com.