Maintaining staff morale is important, particularly at a time when England are doing their best to underachieve at the World Cup.
Still, marketing agency Twenty5th has come up with a way to make sure that there are no football-related problems in its office.
Workers will be disciplined if they fail to watch any of England’s games during office hours.
Staff have also been encouraged to adopt a second country and are honour bound to support them too.
The Diary salutes whoever it is who has been lucky enough to pick, like the Diary, Les Eperviers of Togo.