Oh happy day! After featuring Big Brother contestant Aisleyne on these pages for several weeks running, the Diary has finally unearthed what it believes must be the definitive picture of the nation’s favourite surgically enhanced, former promotions girl who is currently residing in the Big Brother house.
Here she is – deep breath, pause for effect – straddling the nation’s favourite marketer, Sir Richard Branson, as he lies grinning between her legs at the launch of Virgin Bingo. What class, what poise, what can you say? Well, despite hours of trying the Diary can’t for the life of it think of an appropriate caption. Any ideas?