Welcome to the thigh high club

Many thanks to everyone who came up with caption ideas for the delightful picture of Big Brother contestant Aisleyne and everyone’s favourite marketer Sir Richard Branson, which first saw the light of day on the diary page two weeks ago.

It gives the Diary a much needed excuse to reprint the picture of young Ms Horgan-Wallace proudly straddling the grinning Virgin boss, and allows us to giggle once more at double entendres about virgins, bingo, balls and the like.

But the winning caption, as randomly selected by the Diary, comes from a mysterious entrant known only as Sarah, who e-mailed in to suggest that after seeing Richard’s pose for “Legs 11”, Aisleyne must have been relieved she wasn’t wearing the number 69 t-shirt.