The Diary believes watching the flotsam of society splashing aimlessly in the stormy sea of temporary celebrity is a thing of misery for both watcher and watched.
Eugene Sully was one of the few good ships to sail these treacherous waters. He has rebranded himself as “the gadget guy” and is keen to return to our screens. He is “looking for any media opportunities to complement his love of technology”, says his management.
And if Eugene doesn’t deserve another chance then neither does that dreadful shouting woman.