A lager which is like nautical sex

The old ones are always the best, as they say. Last week the Diary was sharing a drink with a cheerful beer marketing man when the conversation turned to that old workhorse of Scottish & Newcastle, the cheap and cheerful Kestrel lager.

“Well, you know what they always used to say about Kestrel,” he says.

“It’s like making love in a punt. It’s f…… close to water.”