Festive creatives are living in the present

War has broken out amid the cries of “peace on earth” at agency Meteorite, where the creatives are busily trying to outdo each other with their Christmas decorations.

One team of ski bums, anticipating their annual visit to the Alps, have run a model train through their offices that arrives at a scale model of Chamonix. A floor above them, a team of sun worshippers have redecorated their space along a Caribbean theme. The third and final “pod” of creatives have simply wrapped up everything in their offices.

The Diary understands that the fighting over staplers and scissors has intensified, while the recycling manager has been put on alert.