Separated by depth of their pockets

Separated at birth: Adrian Birchall, chairman of the highly profitable Media Centre, and Brian Mawhinney, chairman of the less profitable, frankly, heavily in debt, Conservative Party. When not acting as the scourge of “loony left” Labour councils, Mawhinney spends his time trying to employ Maurice Saatchi. Birchall confines himself to attacking loony ITV media owners and their poor viewing figures.