The Diary always likes to bring you the bare facts, and this week they are barer than ever.
Rumour has it that the more people drink, the more inclined they are to get their kit off. But a new promotion from First Drinks Brands for Taboo is perhaps the most blatant attempt the Diary has uncovered to exploit this unfortunate human tendency.
The promotion is simple: The more Taboo customers drink in one of the promotional bars, the more clothes a team of male strippers peel off. It is not clear at what boozy threshold total nudity is achieved, but the Diary imagines those who might care would by that time have some difficulty focusing.
By the way, make mine a Taboo.