Get your darts out for the lad

It’s just what women in cable need. A seminar by famous feminist Kelvin MacKenzie, who has done so much to advance women’s interests by exposing their assets to the lads.

Yes, the former Sun editor and managing director of Live TV has been invited by Women in Cable UK to “answer any questions you may have” about his “innovative cable-exclusive channel”.

MacKenzie certainly did a lot for women in cable with Live TV’s topless darts show. Maybe the women could get their own back by using him for target practice.