No, we’re not pulling your leg

Fidgety chairs and tables are a real nuisance, especially when they lead to spillage of your favourite alcoholic nectar, so let’s hear a big cheer for StableTable. Brainchild of over-vigilant Unisys marketing manager Andrew Gordon, StableTable is guaranteed to keep your desk still, no matter how much your head is reeling.

The Diary can’t help but wonder, though, whether it’s any good for standing your pint glass on.