The Diary has received troubling news about the guys and gals at D’Arcy.
The agency recently moved to plush new offices yards from the A40 (and miles from humanity). Realising that the nearest shops are a train ride away, the company installed a canteen and bar on the ground floor.
But it seems that having such an accessible watering hole is proving too much of a temptation for some – so the canteen is now providing detox drinks to help staff soothe their heads from the previous night’s excesses.
Still, if there are any alcohol-related pitches coming up, the agency will certainly have enough experience of the products to win hands down (or bottoms up). All they have to do is give clients directions to their office