Let’s ban all ideas, virals, the internetâ¦

Ah, more regulation of creativity, that’s just what we need. Maybe we should set up the Viral Advertising Clearing Centre. Or here’s an idea, let’s ban virals altogether and while we’re at it, let’s ban the internet. The kiddies will be safe then – and we can be comfortable in the knowledge that all communication comes from advertising agencies called Allegran (short for Allen’s Granny perhaps?).

David McLagan

Creative director

Farm communications

London NW1